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Welcome to the diner FoE. I can assure you I have hired the most meticulous servant money can buy to clean Chef Geo’s belly button and feet multiple times daily as it’s easier than getting him to wear a shirt and shoes. However, I don’t know what to do with all this belly button lint…

Have a Mcfluffin’s Matriarch Maple Muffin on the house!

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Have you considered using it to make a nice garnish?

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garnish what you mean you boil that belly button lint in with nice groel legs into a groel broth to make a nice ramen base

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Have you considered using it to make a nice garnish?

I’m not sure even Chef Geo could keep up with that kind of volume. Maybe we could run him through some Monoliths for a blessing of bountiful belly button lint.

garnish what you mean you boil that belly button lint in with nice groel legs into a groel broth to make a nice ramen base

Join our Monolith group: LFM - blessing speed runs for Chef Geo.

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Rampaging ricotta give me back the will to exist.Rotfl.

im still waiting for someone brave enough to try the wolf “dumplings” soup.

They were a bit earthy for my liking.

I want video evidence you really ate them. And i recommend fresh from here:

Video Evidence!

im still waiting for someone brave enough to try the wolf “dumplings” soup.

Tell me, how would you make such a tasty dish?

I LOL’D IRL

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Its defintely going to need a PINCH of musTURD. Hahahaha

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Bravo… just… Bravo.

Now I’m hungry.

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Welcome to Epoch Eats fine sir! Can I take your order?

Just woke up… Can I get a McFluffin Matriarch Maple Muffin please?

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Hello there Mr. QArts! Welcome to the diner. One McFluffin Matriarch Maple Muffin it is.

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Wow, congrats @oXJerXo

You just got featured on official news for Thanksgiving.

Creativity deserves spotlight!

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

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Well this was a waste of time. Fooled by a news post again

A visit to Epoch Eats is never a waste of time. It’s like turning down Imo’s Pizza or Café du Monde Beignets or a dram of Bunnahabhain. NEVER!!! :smiley:

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