An Escaped Llama See also: Llama bean

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I wouldnt worry about that, because the way you can tell a Llama is gonna spit is when they stand very still, stare at you, and have a briefly moment of silence before they launch it, so aint really no chance that is gonna happen

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Shots fired.

Go hide @Llama8, @Cujo is after you :smiling_imp:

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I can be quiet long enough to spit, donā€™t worry about that. Or I could vomit acid at you 'cause thatā€™s a thing.

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https://imgur.com/068IdUf
Could you really do that to this face? :worried:

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Now we need a unique similar to Plaguebearer Staff.

Llamaā€™s Vomiting Cauldron Of Acid
Off-Hand Catalyst
Unique Bloodrust Aegis

[9-15] Intelligence
[21-40] Ward Per Second

  • After not using any skill for 10 second your next skill use will conjure a ghostly Llama that will vomit acid at all nearby enemies inflicting 10 stacks of poison and inflicting plague.
  • Gain [50-70] Ward if enemies inflicted by Poison die
  • [40-60]% Chance to Poison on Spell Hit
  • [40-80]% increased Poison Damage
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In a ****ing second.

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Or:

Broodfather
Unique Solarum shield

  • 50% chance on block to summon a Llama-spawn (Llama-spawn distract the target causing it to run around trying to get the acursed things off, 1s cooldown on summon, Llama-spawn cannot be damaged & have a duration of 20s which is refreshed on summoning a new Llama-spawn)
  • +10% chance to summon a Llama-spawn per summoned Llama-spawn

When there are 10 Llama-spawn attached to a mob, their condenced annouance forms a black hole & drags the target straight to hell (Event Horizon-styley).

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Haha yours sounds sligthly more unbalanced, but i swear, if anything REMOTELY similar makes it into the game i will laugh so hard that i probably die.

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Have you met my children?

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https://imgur.com/E91m5UK

hmm it cut off the pic, but the text was : ill swear never to go rabid again, Llama is mad at me :panda_face:

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Haha, donā€™t let your wife see that you dissing your children on the internetz :zipper_mouth_face:

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You donā€™t think I do that when sheā€™s around?

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Wellā€¦ obviously you donā€™t care.

Just saying that some of the traits of children may or may not come from their parents cough

Btw: Forum tell me to involve other people in the ā€œdiscussionā€, even on an Off-Topic, i do feel oppressed now :weary:

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https://i.imgur.com/PEiQev5.png

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Will i become branded heretic if i tell you that i absolutely despise Star Wars?

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No, but I will use Star Wars pics more frequently, I would refer you to my previous one up thereā€¦ :smiley:

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Llama8. Known Issue.

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Yeah already figured that out. I most likely will get all the star wars memeā€™s since my brother is BIG time star wars fanboy :smiley:

But well, i probably should not have outed me as star wars hater xD

Now i will suffer the wrath of all dem star wars memeā€™s

Grave Warhammer-Voice There is only the Emperor, and he is our Shield and Protector!